Cain Mutiny
The problem isn't that Herman Cain's rectum is distended by the Koch brothers' fists. The problem isn't even that he is an ignorant small business owner. The problem is that he is so arrogant that he doesn't see the other two issues as a problem. Yes, Herman, we know that when David and Charles Koch yell for you, that you say "Yes Massah!" They aren't your friends, Herman, they're your puppeteers. (As an aside, I'm not talking about race here because Newt the Pus Bag and Mitt the Pushover are at least as bad). I'm calling you on this one Herman because you are PROUD to have sold out. Yes, Mitt's daddy was a Nixon strategist. And yes, Newt is so corrupt and evil that he leaves a trail of slime wherever he goes. Bachman isn't evil, just crazy and stupid and Perry isn't for sale because he's a paranoid schizophrenic who believes in imaginary friends. Huntsman needs personality lessons. Santorum? Google "santorum". But you, Herman, are PROUD to be the Koch Brothers' bum boy. Tha saddest part about you running, Herman, is that you think that you may actually have a chance, that Dave and Chuck might actually buy you an election. We know that's not so Herman. You're doomed and your fear mongering days are numbered. Joel Westjoel@joelwest.com
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